Ya'll Still Can't Bring It

Just for the fuck of it I decided to try and use the Browns online and see how they'd match up. The fucked up thing is that most people online were so fucking cheezy that they needed to glitch them. How gay is your game when you are the Patriots playing the Cleveland Browns and need to cheat? If you read this and you are somebody that has done this, you need to go take a stroll out in traffic and step in front of a bus because you have no life.

The funny thing was the one game that I used the Browns on I almost won despite the asshole that was cheating his ass off. I had his lame ass on the last play of the game until the prick pulled his cord as my tight end was about to catch the game winning TD.

My guess is he'd probably end game me if I would have managed to beat the lag, his cheats, and his lame D.

One thing I've become completely disgusted with is something that would even up Madden online. Most of these cheaters don't know how to call a defense without knowing what you're calling by the screen showing them your formation before each play. They'll sit back and just wait to see what you call. (Yeah I know I could just run in the same sets and change it up but that's bullshit) If EA had a clue they would remove this feature from online gaming except on 4th down so the honest players actually have a bit of an edge against the people who don't know how to call a defensive play. Hmmmm there's a concept right? Oh I forgot this is about money not decent programming.

Oh and to that douche I beat by 1 point last night with 4 seconds left in the game. If you find this blog, just remember you got owned despite your asshole attempts at cheating me out of my win. Put that in your pipe and smoke it fool.

For All You End Game Chumps

Well again tonight I got gagged out of 3 wins from sad ass motherfuckers that have no concept of fair game. One of these games I was winning 26-0 and stopped to offer a mercy kill to them. Only after this I ended up with a loss. Good going EA really a big quality product you're offering now. People need to start getting their asses beat in person for this shit to stop. Maybe after a few news stories of people getting stomped? For all you motherfuckers that think this shit is funny? Let's see you all smiling when you're drinking from a straw.

To all of you who end game people, you need to take a good look in the mirror. If you can't compete don't play. STOP WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME. You are fucking weak pieces of shit with no life.

The Art Of One Play

For some gamers who actually know how to call more than one play from their playbook Madden online seems to have hundreds of losers that do two things. Call the same offensive play over and over, and the same defensive play on EVERY play. While some gamers would say this makes beating these tools easier I disagree. It's not a matter of whether or not you beat them. You're stuck in a game with someone with the intellectual equivalent of a hamster for 45 minutes. As the person who plays someone like this you have to do two things. One, don't let them get a lead, and two use every second on the clock and get your first downs. This deters them from thinking they'll just win by glitching you later in the game.

What I've found is that if you get up more than 10 points on these people you will either get your win, they'll quit, or you'll get end gamed for your trouble. I played someone today that used the redskins and did nothing but two plays. Counter left from Portis and bomb to Moss. That was it. No matter if I called a prevent or not Moss seemed to be on the juice and just ran past 4 guys each time. I can't defend this no matter what I call. All I can do is muddle through the game and try to get ahead but in the back of my mind I know that no matter how well I play I'll never truly get ahead if I can't stop a bomb with 4 guys defending a deep zone. The setback is that if you let one of these scrubs get up on you they will stay back in prevent for the rest of the game. From the 1st quarter on. In real life, you should be able to run for 15 yards every play without being touched. But somehow the redskin's linebackers took on speed and caught Westbrook every time. Maybe this had something to do with the excessive pause this guy called at the start of the game.

Worse yet people that play this way actually THINK they are good.

A good majority of these guys are also holders of records without losses.

At any rate, that's my rant for the day. Stay tuned to my next post which will highlight one of the gayest teams on Madden.

See you on the field.

Why Madden Online Sucks ~ Intro

It's pretty bad when you have to create a blog just to complain about a video game.

I've been playing Madden online for years now and it has become clear that EA Sports and Tiburon cannot make a game worth fuck anymore. Year after year the honest players (suckers) keep thinking that they'll be able to buy a game free of the cheesers and outright cheaters. But year after year it doesn't happen.

It must take real skill for some coward to pull on their Ethernet cord or substitute glitch the shit out of someone just to win a game. Obviously these assholes can't do anything fair in real life so they have to win the only way they know how. Cheat.

The simple fundamentals of football don't matter to them. They obviously would never pass for a student of the real game because we all know that bombing the ball down the field all game long wouldn't happen in real life when you have 7 guys in the secondary waiting for the pass to come zipping on out there. But to the low life cheaters this is normal, with a simple yank of the cord all is well in loser land. They have no questions about calling the same plays over and over again. And when they run into someone like me that starts kicking the holy fuck out of them? They resort to the only thing that saves their tired pussy asses; END GAME GLITCH.


What does EA do to stop any of this? Absolutely fucking nothing. And why should they? They've already got your cash who gives a fuck about actually listening to their customers anymore. That would require effort and understanding. And when you have made countless millions off a shitty product who really cares right?

The NFL has given the license to EA to continue making Madden the sole owner of NFL gaming/naming rights. This means you and I (honest gamers) are stuck with this garbage until that period is up. (Another 2 years)

At any rate, this is just the start of a blog that will continue to be my sounding board for bitching about the assholes that ruined this once great game.

See you on the field.