Funny Now?

So I've been having trouble getting games with people lately. It seems when you get above 100 wins on a name people are scared off. Sometimes with good reason. The truth is that I have quite a lot of losses too. I'm above 500, but if you saw my record you wouldn't think I could play as good as I can. I'm not the best in the game but I am better than your average Joe. Most of my losses came from glitchers/end gamers

I end up playing a game tonight with a person with a 49-125 record. And of course they wants to use the Patriots. (NEWSFLASH: There are other teams in the game)

So I start the game and get my offense ready to go. I look up from behind center and see he/she's running around like a retard with their middle linebacker. Up and down, around in circles. And I'm kind of puzzled why he/she would be doing this. But after the next play or two I realize it's on purpose. Now I don't know about you as a gamer, but this is total disrespect to a serious gamer. I stumble on my first drive and end up punting. The circle tart starts his/her offense and of course here comes the Randy Bomb into the middle of 3 guys and moss of course catches it. This goes on until about 2 minutes later they finally score. They're up 7-0 on me. I get the ball back and quickly return the favor and tie it up (with him/her still doing circles with their linebacker) 7-7.

They get the ball back and nothing new here. Randy bomb. And again, and again. Eventually they go up 14-7. I get the ball back and tie it up 14-14. This time it's the 2nd quarter and less than 45 seconds left in the half. I'm about to drive the ball in on a run. And of course the game decides to make it more fun by making me fumble, and even more fun by not letting me challenge the fumble or the booth automatically reviewing it. So at halftime it's 14-14.

3rd quarter I get the ball back and try to slow the game down figuring that if the game isn't going to allow me to stop moss's ridiculous catches, I have to limit the amount of time this scrub gets to do this. I take a nice slow drive and score 21-14 me.
(he/she's still running in circles)

As much as I hate to do it my next defensive stand I go into prevent and blitz a linebacker from time to time just so I have at least 4 guys on moss. It pays off and I pick off the miracle throw.

I start my next drive and score going up 28-14. (he/she's not running in circles anymore)

They get the ball back and they still haven't learned their lesson. Another pick for me and I get the ball back and score again. 35-14. (Going into the 4th quarter)

I stop and pause the game and message them if it's "Funny now." They didn't reply.

In the end I win 49-14.

A lesson for you scrubs that pick the Patriots because you have no idea how to complete a pass without moss. Don't piss me off by acting like a fool/clown. I will stomp you a new one.

See you on the field.